Hallowe'en just isn't the same without the corny, kiddie jokes that we all love to hate, so I've collected a few for your breakfast enjoyment (pun intended *g*)!
did the wizard mix things in his cauldron?
His microwave was being repaired!
Draculas favourite pet?
do spooks eat in the interval?
was the bald man looking for on Halloween?
A hair raising expereince!
was Frankenstein taking asprin?
He had a monstrous Headache!
advice should you give Frankenstein if he has a stiff neck?
Loosen up a little!
turned the lights down?
Some dim-witted montser!
kind of music was inspired by mummies?
the best dancer at a monster party?
The Boogie man!
do witches use to mend their clothes?
A pumpkin patch!
does a witch get for being really, really bad?
Lots of a-warts!
If you have any other jokes that you feel would benefit this page, please email me, all I ask is that you keep them clean! This site is "child proof"! To visit the sites from which these jokes originated, go to my "thanks" page and you will find the links!